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EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist


TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by stygian616

rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the b*** stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.


ENSURING PERFECTION - Be certain the contractors don't screw up your floor plan.


TAGS: life architecture contractors floorplan
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 12, 2017, 2:14 pm
Oh ya know I am mizz!
mizzdizz - June 4, 2017, 8:25 pm
what happens if you're the one guilty of poor planning? chuckle, chuckle... good one Priss! ^!


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TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


CONTRACTUAL FINE PRINT -




Wiggle Room -


TAGS: contract options
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

falloutghoul - August 28, 2013, 8:52 am
Congrats! :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2013, 10:15 am
Dammit Greeny...You know I'm getting married on Saturday, I've got enough on my mind.


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